One conservative pundit believes
The United States of America is suffering from a severe case of social and political constipation. Liberals, such as Barack Obama and so many of the democrats who are in control of Congress are addicted to invasive remedies.
In other words, America is full of sh*t according to Phil Harris.
We must remember that when a conservative criticizes America, it is merely constructive criticsm. When liberals look at the situation and suggest it can be improved, they are traitors and America haters, part of the Blame America First Crowd.
Anyway, here is Harris' prescription:
America will have her moment come November of this year. Conservative Republicans are the closest thing to a natural, steady remedy for what ails this nation. Handing the Congress over to the democrats was an experimental treatment that many demanded. We need to correct that mistake, because it has proven to be costly, counter productive, and painful in the end.
No, the U. S. has been suffering for the better part of eight years with pain in the rear end. I refer to the hemorrhoids currently occupying the White House. And what is needed is a complete hemorrhoidectomy, not a laxative.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Conservative Republicans: A laxative for America?
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"Barack Obama and so many of the democrats who are in control of Congress are addicted to invasive remedies."
Excuse me? Democrats addicted to invasive remedies?
Excuse me, I think I might have just messed myself a little bit, no laxative needed here.
So many poor conservatives are obese, this leads to constipation; and of course "rich fat cats," I see so many anal and homo erotic words in his essay...bless his heart. A little gel might solve the pain in his ex-lax challenged declaration.
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